Inebriated Cinephiles

After nearly a full year of dodging it, roasting it, and cheekily predicting its cinematic destiny, the wheel finally served up a dish of fate for our Season One finale: Madame Web. From the moment it was announced, we had… questions, and for months, we’ve bantered about what we might be in for. We no longer have to imagine. Was it secretly misunderstood genius? Perhaps a bold expansion of the Spider-Verse? ...Maybe... Or might it be a masterclass in how to say lines that feel like they were translated twice and then left out in the desert sun in July?  Pour something strong for yourself this week—preferably something that causes you to blackout and forget—and join us as we unravel spider-visions, baffling choices, and a pair of the most perfectly shaped redeeming qualities in the modern film age.